Never-Say-Neverisms, by William Safire and others

The Soap Story, from the pen of humorist Shelley Berman

Real Tourists' Real Questions, from Outside Magazine

Thoughts on The Universe, from various sources

Bad Headlines: Double Meanings From Around The World

Famous Last Words: real last words from history, from various sources

Tech Support Story: Microsoft Tech Support vs. Psychic Friends Network

Why English Is So Hard; homonyms and homophones to confuse everybody!

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MAPPING.COM's HUMOR PAGE

On this page, you will find a variety of items that I happened to find funny. Only a few are geographic.

What You'll Find Here:

• "Never-Say-Neverisms", in which the sentence misuses the grammar it is explaining
• "The Soap Story", what to do with all those hotel soaps, by Shelley Berman, from his book "A Hotel Is A Place".
• "Real Tourists' Real Questions", including "How long have you been an Indian?"
• "Thoughts On The Universe" from all kinds of famous thinkers, from Woody Allen to Albert Einstein
• "Bad Headlines" -- double entendres from the world press
• "Famous Last Words" -- not a complete listing of all the famous last words, but ones I particularly like
• "Tech Support Story" -- Microsoft vs Psychic Friends; who can solve a technical problem better
• "Why English Is So Hard" -- A farm can produce produce, and there's no time like the present to present the present.

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